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100% true things that make r*dditors angry. A list.

Here's a list of 100% true facts* from a lot of different areas etc that make certain r*dditors very angry. Feel free to use to bait r-slurs πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— i probably forgot a bunch so I might update this list but idk


Violent video games increase aggression and desensitization, and decrease empathy.

Vegetables are healthy.

Red meat is unhealthy.

There are reasonable concerns about adverse health effects from MSG.

There's no evidence that seasoning a cast iron pan creates a layer of polymerized oils.

"Hydrogen oxide" is just as correct as "dihydrogen monoxide".

Eating meat is immoral.

Moral relativism is false.

Non physical experiments (like models and computer simulations) produce the same kind of evidence as physical experiments.

/r/nihilism's stickied explanation of nihilism does not explain nihilism correctly.

Anki spacing algorithms are not the most efficient algorithms for longterm retention.

Word cards lead to implicit word knowledge.

Gender is a social construct.

Clathrin mediated endocytosis does not significantly contribute to synaptic vesicle recycling under physiological conditions.

Sam Harris is neither a neuroscientist, nor a philosopher.

All the popscientific debunkings of the Kalam cosmological argument fail.

Jesus existed as a historical figure.

Wage increases only very rarely don't at least match inflation.

The wage gap exists.

IQ differences between races for the most part aren't genetic.

Youtube pianist Traum's videos are heavily manipulated.

Incest is not immoral.


* 100% true fact in this case means there's a robust consensus among the relevant experts. This works less well with r*ghtoids since they will just call the entire field libtard propaganda brainwashing or whatever.


Edit: added incest

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My pronouns are :marseyitsover: and :marseynoooticer:

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https://twitter.com/EzoFuzz/status/1790120775707451582

https://twitter.com/SilverTDW/status/1790116635971375123

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https://media.giphy.com/media/gLpB1hpmdBxGbuvTaW/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgBP6VAVgtDpbhK/giphy.webp

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Garden hose-chan

https://twitter.com/maplewinters_/status/1789876381951656409

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Bird-chan

https://twitter.com/Rhanfrhd_3812/status/1785330822536646694

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715648730698769.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487308232079.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487309363391.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487310104005.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715648731127515.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156487312334852.webp

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a β€œdork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNceFlHbIAEtJ7B?format=jpg&name=small (https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNdMVSMXgAAfOm1?format=png&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNdMb_9WgAAPajf?format=jpg&name=small

Blud got doxxed :marseyskull:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNbr-EdbsAAq9wm?format=jpg&name=small (https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The FΓΌhrer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

https://media.giphy.com/media/OqFpgF7bet1sRoCmpb/giphy.webp

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

:#marseyobesescale:

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't β€œthink” I sound β€œcool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

:#marseymalding:

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Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeΠ³ babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

:#dasrite:

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Bardfinn recipe

Ingredients:

1.5KG beef mince

4 cloves of garlic

30ml soy sauce

1 tbsp soy paste

1/4 tsp thai spice mix (or

IMPORTANT: NO VEG! DO NOT USE PEPPERS OR ONIONS! ALSO DO NOT EXCEED THE STATED SPICE MEASUREMENT 1/4 TSP IN 1500G OF BEEF IS PLENTY OF FLAVOUR!

Method:

Slop it all into a slow cooker and go to sleep for 8 hours.

Result:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156669942275505.webp

Hmmmm, but what to do with all that delicious meat water? What delicious recipe will Bardfinn come up with once he's figured out how to remove the fat?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156669950974996.webp

Right so this yet again looks disgusting. I don't know if it's the quality of the ingredients anymore or just Bardfinn's lack of ability to compose a photo or just the run-down backdrop of his kitchen.

However, the funniest thing this time is the tiny amount of flavour he's adding to 1500g of beef!

@can another Bardfinn recipe for the collection. No idea what he was going for here other than "warm beef paste, mildly flavoured".

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156671807402267.webp

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Gora goyslop places got a lot cheaper

!bharatiya IIRC without app it used to be you'd run up 300-400 pax even with a basic meal.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156821534850311.webp

I had more than one honestly. Also saw taco bell and burger king advertising major combos under 200.

:marseychonker2:

Their coffee is legit good.

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Imagine being married to a reddit longposter :marseylaugh:
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https://media.giphy.com/media/J344ZwyxSj8rL0cmFP/giphy.webp

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Fatshaming worked for Marsey! :gigachadqueen:

@TouchFluffyTails I finally messed around w/your XL marsey model, well done lol

workflow: I basically stole this prompt and added marsey to it minus peepees:

https://civitai.com/images/12052726

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