I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters.

Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:

absolutely no negative reviews allowed

https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792

Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism

Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:

https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410

You don't have to read this. All it says is

We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.

Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access )

https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022

https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229

https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563

And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt

Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it

@TouchFluffyTails I finally messed around w/your XL marsey model, well done lol

workflow: I basically stole this prompt and added marsey to it minus peepees:

https://civitai.com/images/12052726

Sarcasm with GPT-4o pic.twitter.com/APrYJMvBFF

— OpenAI (@OpenAI) May 13, 2024

It's uncanny, every woman I have ever talked to sounds just like that, except this one also sounds like Scarlett Johansson.

Obsolete by 2025. Men going their own way with robots. Her.

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089511608725740

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790072174117613963

https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089521985466587

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) May 13, 2024

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

Like, the world would undeniably be a happier place if every town had at least one 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat). People would go there all the time. But maybe not enough to make a constantly increasing profit. Maybe not even enough to pay extortionate rent.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815036166214092

Innovation is figuring out how to make a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) work in your town, not making VR goggles nobody has a use for or making phones so thin they blow away if you leave em on a table outside. Innovation is doing more with less, not less with more.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815059201380413

Would you rather have a slightly thinner laptop that answers questions incorrectly with some built in AI chatbot, or a used record store where you can go and ask the nerd behind the counter what a good place to start with hardcore is?

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815061411770519

People upset about bloxburg becoming free is going to far.

I've just passed up the posts and comment about it becoming free in the past because I didn't care. But now it's getting annoying.

We paid for a beta game, like many other games, when it's no longer in beta it will become free for anyone to play. Calling the people who didn't pay for the game poor is too far. You are not rich for paying like 25, 50, 80, robux for a beta game. MBGA was funny for a while but calling people poor and the segregation and comunism jokes are too far. I do not care if these are jokes or not. It's too far, it's not funny, and it's beyond childish.

If you truly want to make bloxburg great again, then welcome these new players and make a respectful fun player base. A toxic player base is only going to make the game die faster.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/jT5MhfKSyc

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/EmDDztokY4

supporting any sort of border control makes you a segregationist

segregation and separation isn't funny, at all.

Stop entertaining such posts and jokes, as most of those posts are created by kids, who recently started playing and want to feel a sense of special treatment..

OG players don't have issues with the game going free, only the newer ones have an issue, that could tell you, who is really the problems.

Don't engage in such posts, suggesting segregation or separation. Thank you. 🙏

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/Jxk5tTMacq

Segregation, seriously?

I don't understand, why are some people so pressed about bloxburg going free? We were all noobs when we started the game, the only difference between us and them is that we paid and are more experienced than they are. That doesn't make us any more special than they are. The fact that you're bringing segregation into this is disturbing. I know some of you are actually just joking but sometimes certain jokes go too far or aren't funny. But, some of you are actually serious about it which is crazy, cause honestly it's just a game. Bloxburg isn't the first game going free after costing something. For example, Sims 4 became free after a while of costing like 45$, I'm pretty sure it also happened with Fortnite and Destiny 2. My point is that it's not that big of a deal and bringing real life problems into a game is honestly not the right move. Some may not agree with me and if you don't then at least be kind about it, I'm not trying to have comments cursing me out for having an opinion.

Anywho, bloxburg has been not-free for many years, making it free would be good. Especially since servers are literally dead constantly, there's barely ever any roleplays and it gets boring. Personally, it's driving me a tad bit crazy. I think getting more players than before will definitely be a good change for bloxburg.

Bringing segregation into a game made for literally all ages which includes young kids who don't even know what segregation is, is stupid. Those people don't deserve to be treated like they're not equal. We're all human here, there's no reason to be that way. It's gotten quite far, those jokes were funny at first until people started actually being serious about it or making unsettling posts and comments about it.

Source for games: screenrant

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/Hf17DLfvdC

These “Protest” are so annoying and un-funny.

I see these videos all over tiktok “protesting” and “boycotting” against bloxburg. How are you boycotting the game but still joining it and playing it. And they're always using that one audio “stand up” which was from a movie about Harriet Tubman and helping other slaves escape to freedom. I find it really disrespectful, insensitive and very un-

funny. Like if you wanna boycott the game then STOP playing it. Playing the game and standing in front of the city hall isn't doing anything…

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/7nrLIztf7T

At first I thought the whole protest joke was funny but it's so annoying like, it's been weeks now. I literally saw a plot where someone was dancing in front, the building had a torn down look and the owner was like spamming in chat, "BLOXBURG HAS GIVEN US UNFAIR TREATMENT, BOYCOTT THE GAME" Or something like that... people were so annoyed with the spamming like, you can't force people who still enjoy the game to leave cause you don't like the update. Don't join the game and cry about it if you hate it :/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/s/wNxsPaTLqG

All this and more from Patrick Tomlinson's confidently incorrect simp and "cyber "security "expert""", Jackie Singh aka @HackingButLegal. Blocked and Reported enjoyers may also remember her from the 2 part episode on Patric/OnA Forums/Her. Truly an internet titan of sanity.

For those of you who haven't followed the Steve Buscemi thing, here's the likely Russian operative

Me personally, I know that this whole thing was revenge for Buscemi wacking Joey Peeps

A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw

— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024

!kino

https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480

https://twitter.com/SquishyMrMallow/status/1790010049328185849

https://twitter.com/InnerDelicious/status/1790023688093352279

https://twitter.com/rannyg/status/1790012305381487066

https://twitter.com/BrianEpshteyn/status/1790002796927861215

https://twitter.com/AxelAswell/status/1790009431876423740

https://twitter.com/munzacore90/status/1790022854647468210

https://twitter.com/MKQUANFUSION/status/1790010888503575012

https://twitter.com/C2410897952998/status/1790009270794162354

https://twitter.com/randomname2617/status/1790002586306654366

https://twitter.com/Sneed3Sneed/status/1790000439330480428

https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984

https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291

https://twitter.com/__Rolfy/status/1790024649096483312

who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB

— Verdure🏳️‍⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024

MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT

This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet

Posted unfunniest meme award

they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids

this poster made it feel illegal to have adhd

the "just don't be neurodivergent ❤️" posters

Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit

It literally sounds like propaganda

Emphasis is put on certain words

All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer

Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action

This is propaganda

bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies

Posts from the 3rd grade home room

All you need next is armed raised and yelling seig hail

Me when a black woman is speaking

Archive link to article for povertycels: https://archive.md/dQdUP

Signing off on the suicide pact

So what? Let it happen. Too many people anyway. Let societies collapse.

Good there's way too many fricking people The earth was fine a little while ago when there were only like 4 billion of us let's get back to that

Nor should it. The world has too many people, as evidenced by how quickly we are wasting our resources, polluting the world, and killing off every other living creature.

lol. Enough babies for what? To maintain the capitalist approach to life? Awwww... whatever will we do?

Isn't this a good thing? Because of sustainability, climate changes, resources?

Don't worry, AI/robotics will save us

Robotics, automation and AI will solve this. Please stop this BS about low birth rates when we have an over populated world filled with pauper people willing to work for a bowl of rice. The only ones that benefit from having more people are the rich that can keep exploring workers.

Well it's a good thing the robotics/AI revolution is upon us. This isn't really an issue and this article is no better than fear propaganda.

The future belongs to those who show up. Support Catholic Christian Nationalism

>roid massively in your 50s

>Still scream angsty late 80s lyrics

>Harass Parkland kids with NRA donations in their name

>Support Jan 6 protestors

>Virulently hate the majority of your fanbases

Controversy follows Gov. Kristi Noem as she is banned by two more South Dakota tribes https://t.co/Qg0J0CCY3e

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 12, 2024

Ok but seriously why the frick did they create two dakotas?? Isn't one enough???