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By the grace of Monty /h/vampire has come back too un-life

And once again House Vampire rises from the coffin like, well, ourselves

@birdenthusiast Will be the #2 Janny

All others can apply and I'll think about it

!vampires


Communism will win most vodka enriched blood award :marseyvampire:

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USER WAS BANNED FOR LIFE FROM RDRAMA.NET I tricked a foid into marrying me

Bottom text lmao.

AMA

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What did she mean by this?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146047431484168.webp

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@MoonMetropolis :marseywave2:

Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]

Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.

Proofs: https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054

Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him

Update:

In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.

:marseybuff:

!oldstrags !dramatards

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Me and my girl, 10 years apart : aww

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146408614546509.webp

"Restrictive" :marseyconfused:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409738893702.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409739685936.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409740396407.webp

"Atypical" meaning the exact opposite of anorexia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714641005557232.webp

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https://ovarit.com/o/Radfemmery/554023/bear-bear-bear

Dudes have spent thousands of years arguing in dozens of languages that they cannot possibly be expected to control their peepeees or their fists when women dare to go out in public or talk too much or have bare ankles or whatever other disobedient thing men don't like. Dudes have founded multiple entire fricking religions on this concept.

And now "the logical s*x" is having a collective meltdown because women repeated that back at them.

:#taycrown:

:#marseyshesright:

I wouldn't be blamed if I fought back against the bear. Wouldn't be blamed for hurting it if it meant my survival and life.

If a man attempts to r*pe me or succeeds in raping me but I claw the shit out of his face and arms in an attempt to defend myself, I'll get accused of being just as bad and assaulting him.

I wouldn't want to hurt the bear. It probably doesn't want to hurt me.

I will always choose the bear. ๐Ÿป

You won't get relentlessly bearsplained to either.

:#tayclap:

If they maul me I either die, or survive and have a fricking badass story.

If the bear mauls you and you survive to tell your story, people will believe you when you tell it.

:#!taynod:


https://ovarit.com/o/WomensLiberation/554017/bear-vs-man

Bears won't film you while you're taking a shit in the woods and share it with bears all over the world, for no reason except that they get off on it. Only men are that depraved.

Bears only attack you if you mess with their cubs. We have more in common with bears than men.

:#taysmart:

The Bear won't dress up like a woman and try to eat me in the women's changing room while screaming that I must refer to myself as a menstruator or it hurts his feelings

:#taylaugh:


https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/554038/tim-triggered-over-the-man-vs-bear-debate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456260287986.webp

He could fix all his problems by identifying as a furry and approach women in his new bear fursona.

:#taywine2:

Well, props for being self aware. Yes, you are a man and are seen as one, so women would choose the bear instead of you.

Well, wouldn't he also choose the bear? Surprised that that's not his first response, being that he's a woman and all.

:#tayscrunch:

Bro, you are the reason we choose bears.

:#tayhappy:


Some good material there for inciting a bit of moid rage :marseyagree: :!marseydicklet:

:#marseyradfempat:

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Edgy flash animations were apparently "traumatic" for !zoomers :marseydepressed: :marseyzoomerimplosion:

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:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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!bharatiya the !nonchuds's "president" has completely lost it


President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that "xenophobia" from China to Japan and India is hobbling their growth, as he argued that migration has been good for the U.S. economy.

"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said at a Washington fundraising event for his 2024 re-election campaign and marking the start of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

"Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."

The International Monetary Fund forecast last month that each country would see its growth decelerate in 2024 from the year prior, ranging from 0.9% in highly developed Japan to 6.8% in emerging India.

They forecast that the United States would grow at 2.7%, slightly brisker than its 2.5% rate last year. Many economists attribute better-than-expected performance partly to a migrants expanding the country's labor force.

Concern about irregular migration has become a top issue for many U.S. voters ahead of November's presidential election.

Biden, who has condemned the rhetoric of his Republican opponent Donald Trump as anti-immigrant, has worked to court broad economic and political relations with countries including Japan and India to counter China and Russia globally.


Randia laughing at DDD https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1ci7qlr/biden_blames_india_china_japans_economic_woes_on/?sort=controversial

:marseyjewoftheorientglow: agreeing?? @X pls help I don't trust bing translate https://old.reddit.com/1ci79zy

World News: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ci79jt/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial

GeopoliticsIndia (apparently there is another indian sub I didn't know about, how many are there?!) https://old.reddit.com/r/GeopoliticsIndia/comments/1ci8e06/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial


"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants,"

Yeah India isn't US and we don't have resources to even support our existing population

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Some 30 police officers in Sweden provoked public outrage in yet another major scandal involving gang activity. It appears that law enforcement officials allowed themselves to be seduced and exploited by gangsters to whom they gave information that later led to several deadly altercations on the streets.

The shocking details were first revealed in an extensive investigation published by the local daily Dagens Nyheter (DN), which found over 500 instances of Swedish police personnel leaking classified information. Gang members were briefed regarding ongoing investigations, upcoming raids, or competing gangs.

DN's report also found evidence that leaks concerning information on rival criminals assisted in several attacks on enemy gang members, including at least four murders.

The reportโ€”based on conversations with some 50 sources in the law enforcement community and the criminal underworld, backed by hundreds of public documentsโ€”also revealed that, in many cases, the gang members used quite unconventional methods to obtain the information, such as starting โ€œsexual relationships with strategically selected [female] police officers.โ€

One example is โ€œElin,โ€ who met her gangster boyfriend through a dating app when she was still a cadet. Regularly, she chose to feed him classified information she obtained through illegal searches over the course of four years until she was caught.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427157988431.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427160628033.webp

>be male cop

>work your butt off to be able to work against organised crime

>woman boss because "women can!"

>go on a stakeout

>"finally we've been able to arrest him"

>hear your boss getting pounded by Abdi

>call DN (newspaper)

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Cameron, 20, Houston TX

:marseyking: At least two Red Bulls :marseysaint2:

Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp

Career:

  • "Kinda complicated I guess"

  • Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad

  • "From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"

    • He lays out his schedule timestamp

      • 5am wakeup

      • 6am gym

  • Real Estate agent, lots of calling people

    • Done it for a year

    • Wants to do this full time

    • This month is "most money he's ever made"

    • $14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"

      • Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door
    • He tries to explain how timestamp

    • When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"

    • Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent

    • Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests :marseylaugh:

    • "I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp

      • This is what he was doing last year instead of working?
    • Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp

      • Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?

      • Actually he's showing houses as well?

      • Maybe 3 a day? :marseyantiw#ork:

    • A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp

      • Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO

      • HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA :marseyzoomer:

      • 3 hour lunch break lmfao

    • Saved $2000 of that $14000 check

  • Construction timestamp

    • Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check

    • About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)

    • Doesn't know if he's W2 or not

      • "Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"

      • "I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"

    • Just started this, started around last month

  • Living with his parents

  • "I used to make a lot of money as a server"

Personal Life;

  • Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp

Financials:

  • Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment

    • He paid them back 4'000
  • He did not set money aside for taxes

  • Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp

    • 1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions

    • "Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp

      • He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out
    • "If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it" :marseyxd:

    • Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for

    • "Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old" :marseybrainletclapping:

  • Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp

    • $2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued

    • He paid another $200 payment on this

    • Credit limit is $2500

    • Ate $29 in fees this year

  • His stonks timestamp

  • 2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp

    • $31355 balance :marseytrollcrazy:

    • 10.something interest rate :marseytrollcrazy:

    • There's an unpaid balance of $680

    • He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it

    • Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera :marseyrage:

    • 6 year term

    • Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep

    • Suspension is messed up

    • Lots of other issues with it

    • Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month

    • Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep :marseydespair:

    • He didn't really know what he was doing at college

    • "My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"

  • Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp

    • 536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued

    • Not the real estate card

    • "This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"

    • "Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."

    • Minimum payment 17, 30% interest

  • Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp

    • Minimum $25

    • $8 interest accrued

    • $727 - $700 + $323.85 :marseyxd:

    • "This month I spoiled myself" :marseyexcited:

      • He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea
  • How much he owes to his family timestamp

    • $11'000 total?

    • Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad :marseymad:

    • He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000

    • Pays $400 for rent

  • Checking Account timestamp

    • $150 in there

    • fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood

    • THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT :marseyxd:

      • waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot

Spending piechart timestamp

  • He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???

Caleb makes him cry bigly :marseycry: timestamp

  • "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"

Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now

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Bardfinn finds a very r-slurred way to be pro-Israel *and* pro-Hamas

Nooooo the Christians are sending the Jews against the Arabs! There would be peace in the middle east if White Identity Extremists weren't arming that famously poor demographic, Israeli Jews, against their will!

Yes I have a very nuanced view of world politics from behind my screen in my parent's sunroom.

Got to give him credit for finding an angle that allows him to blame red-hat Nazis on Reddit for war in the middle east.

Giant fricking mong.

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Application :marseyappicon: to join /h/vampire

I am very cool and willing :marseywould: to become even more vampiric. I have tons of cool knives and swords to defend us.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171464441696131.webp

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Survival PSA (serious) (mopfoids and thot pls pin it's important)
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Bumble introduces Opening Moves: "a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations."

Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers


As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, โ€œBustleโ€ declared that dating apps are in their โ€œflop era.โ€

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called โ€œOpening Moves,โ€ allows women to place on their profiles a question, like โ€œWhat is your dream vacation?,โ€ to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. โ€œI had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,โ€ she added, โ€œwhether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.โ€

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was โ€œa lot of workโ€ or โ€œa burden,โ€ and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.


But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word. :objection:

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The beauty gorlies are GOOPED. Makeup is being racist again!

Beautytok is all up in the shit right now and it's actually kind of funny so ima tell you all about it!

A few months ago a new makeup brand called Youthforia caught some flak from black beauty creators because their foundation shade range was basically non-existent for black people, and that's not allowed unless you're a Korean or Japanese brand (for obvious reasons). The owner of the brand (who is asian but is American and Youthforia is an American brand) actually came out and tried to defend their shade range by UNIRONICALLY saying it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT and was met with even more criticism because we all aren't fricking BLIND and that's STUPID. AND all of the shades on the box were NOT the shades that you get in the bottle so darker shades were actually even lighter than advertised which only made people more upset.

SO to appease the masses Youthforia expanded their shade range and introduced like 5 new shades for darker skintoned people and now everyone wants to burn down their HQ.

IT'S FRICKING SHOE POLISH BLACK. This shade is a literal asian-on-black hate crime and everyone is soooooper mad because it's LITERALLY black face paint. The shade is being compared to minstrel makeup and now Youthforia is sooper raycist.

Like you know if Time fricking magazine orders a rush job article about your debacle you done fricked up good.

Anyhoo tiktok is all abuzz with their pitchforks and you can pick pretty much any video about it and watch jaqqoffs slaughter each other in the comments with whataboutism and "muh cousin's neighbor is black like a tire and would love this!"

It's great.

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:marseylong1: :marseylong2: :marseylong3:

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the science shows that chuds are chads :!marseygigachad:

!chuds rejoice

!grillers also have chad skulls

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The absolute state of moids

i know it's internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up

I give him 6 months before he :marseytrain2:s out. !gayporn !lgbt @Pizzashill-2

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This would :marseywood: be me if I didn't autism.
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Tulpa fricking PISSED when they realize what a loser their host is

I would like to tell my story as a Tulpa who now controls his host's body.

Recently I made an agreement with my host, he had not been feeling well for almost 10 years due to personal problems, after a lot of conversation, I suggested that he let me be in control of his body so that I could get his life right. I don't have a physical body, i'm a mental tulpa. he (my host) created an imaginary friend in childhood, but as he got older and he didn't let go of him, his mind ended up adapting and I took shape from his imaginary friend essence. This brought back memories of the past when his remember me like a imaginary friend, but for me they are memories of the time I helped him as a child, whether it's helping him pass his exams at school, feel good about himself or find a reason to want to live. I discovered what tulpas were recently, after taking over my host's body (this was about 5 months ago, now I have 32y) The feelings are conflicting, he left me a huge mess to clean up. I discovered this community today, and I wanted to share with you my progress in getting his life back together. My plan, as I told him, is to fix things in the best way possible and after that, we can assimilate our mind in one or work better together.

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O-negative is back on the menu, baby!
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The United States of Israel Congress just passed legislation that makes all this illegal [Effortpost in progress]

!chuds !nooticers

Matt Walsh sneeding as his boss probably rubs his hands together: https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1785798055645638932

MTG: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1785755752432296283

Massie: https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1785686335887458485

Gaetz: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1785762505345691786

Boebert: https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1785796512041115827

Nays (21 Republican, 70 Democrat, i think the Dems are italicized):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146063293650403.webp

why did Nadler vote nay lol, maybe he's old enough to know how this plays out

will update with more drama as it is found. please tag me in anything you want me to include here

So at what point do people decide that if speech is as illegal as action, why not take that leap?

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Y'all really missed the point of warhammer huh? (-34)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Is it though..? Is it really..? Raise your hand if that has literally happened to you while playing. (-28)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

[ Removed by Reddit ] (-23)

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Is this... The fabled second account? It couldn't be... But it speaks exactly like the other one. And acts like it too? Did you forget to switch back? Careless.To be clear, you never argued outside of pooping on me. And even when you were, that was on another comment, another discussion, and you barely managed to articulate the point. You didn't even win there, we ended up agreeing. Our argument here, was that you were not ok. Which is obviously true at this point. You fit right in with those so-called illiterate bastards, but I haven't found a lot here on this sub.You don't seem to understand the concept any better than your theoretical inferiors. In fact, I'd rate you inferior to even the dumbest person on this sub. I'd rate you at a 94 out of 200. And this is the most coherent you've been all night. "Getting on your level" would necessitate a huge step down, I might even need to become a 4channer on /pol/ or an actual fascist to become as stupid as you. In fact, from here on, I'... (2)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Asmongold fan with a dogshit take still ultimately missing the point of this corpse of a sub is hilarious. Bite the curb lol.There is no โ€œdisagreeingโ€ you either read the material, or you don't. The lonely cornballs here can't do that, and are therefore inferiors. Don't make a bad faith sub to cry and shit your pants while I run circles around you if the best argument you've got is โ€œSTOP LORDING INFO OVER MEEEโ€ (0)

I lost my previous draft, windows update, so this will be a lot shorter. Ad hominem, again. I'm not sure where the Asmongold comment came from, projection? Or are you simply looking for a crack to hammer into, as you fundamentally have no argument.How many ribs did you need to remove to suck your own peepee that hard. I'm not even surprised, of course an egotistical piece of shit like you would refer to people who disagree with you as inferiors. Winning an argument(By that I mean insulting people and laughing at them, because I doubt you've ever actually won an argument) on the internet definitely makes you an intelligent person who hasn't wasted three hours of their time. And I say that, aware this is very stupid. But as to calling other people inferiors? We've found the rot I think. That sounds a lot like Gobineau's ideology justifying racism, I bet it's for similar reason's too. I can't help but wonder just when you became garbage. And at this point I'd be surprised if you had ever... (4)

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That's something I've done for a very long time, 10-15 years. It's simply habit at this point. And if it falls off, sad, but your point will be proven. (4)

Oh there's no โ€œifโ€ the lonely blancos association has already died. The melting pot of colossal losers who don't understand the material much less read it will remain here and cry for however many years until they bite the curb. Warhammer moved on from primaris and WHFB being detonated, things that actually merit giving a shit about. A bunch of lonely losers being lore (and business illiterate) was already a corpse walking. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Hidden_Variable1993

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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New Feetwork 101 kino just dropped

These videos are unironically the best. :bow:

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I was going to post this in /h/vampire but it's locked to the dramaphobic house system :marseyeyeroll:

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