- Bruhfunny_Thrall : /h/love4fatpeople died for THIS
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And once again House Vampire rises from the coffin like, well, ourselves
@birdenthusiast Will be the #2 Janny
All others can apply and I'll think about it
Communism will win most vodka enriched blood award
- Aevann : get her to make an account and say hi
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Bottom text lmao.
AMA
- RaoulBandini : Keep yourself safe
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Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg
Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]
Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.
Proofs: https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054
Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him
Update:
In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.
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https://ovarit.com/o/Radfemmery/554023/bear-bear-bear
Dudes have spent thousands of years arguing in dozens of languages that they cannot possibly be expected to control their peepeees or their fists when women dare to go out in public or talk too much or have bare ankles or whatever other disobedient thing men don't like. Dudes have founded multiple entire fricking religions on this concept.
And now "the logical s*x" is having a collective meltdown because women repeated that back at them.
I wouldn't be blamed if I fought back against the bear. Wouldn't be blamed for hurting it if it meant my survival and life.
If a man attempts to r*pe me or succeeds in raping me but I claw the shit out of his face and arms in an attempt to defend myself, I'll get accused of being just as bad and assaulting him.
I wouldn't want to hurt the bear. It probably doesn't want to hurt me.
I will always choose the bear. ๐ป
You won't get relentlessly bearsplained to either.
If they maul me I either die, or survive and have a fricking badass story.
If the bear mauls you and you survive to tell your story, people will believe you when you tell it.
https://ovarit.com/o/WomensLiberation/554017/bear-vs-man
Bears won't film you while you're taking a shit in the woods and share it with bears all over the world, for no reason except that they get off on it. Only men are that depraved.
Bears only attack you if you mess with their cubs. We have more in common with bears than men.
The Bear won't dress up like a woman and try to eat me in the women's changing room while screaming that I must refer to myself as a menstruator or it hurts his feelings
https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/554038/tim-triggered-over-the-man-vs-bear-debate
He could fix all his problems by identifying as a furry and approach women in his new bear fursona.
Well, props for being self aware. Yes, you are a man and are seen as one, so women would choose the bear instead of you.
Well, wouldn't he also choose the bear? Surprised that that's not his first response, being that he's a woman and all.
Bro, you are the reason we choose bears.
Some good material there for inciting a bit of moid rage
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This shit ACTUALLY pisses me off
— ๐๐คะฏฮฃX๐ค๐ (@ThatRabidDog) May 1, 2024
Whats the purpose of doing that pic.twitter.com/dqIaSOuQGZ
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!bharatiya the !nonchuds's "president" has completely lost it
President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that "xenophobia" from China to Japan and India is hobbling their growth, as he argued that migration has been good for the U.S. economy.
"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said at a Washington fundraising event for his 2024 re-election campaign and marking the start of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.
"Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."
The International Monetary Fund forecast last month that each country would see its growth decelerate in 2024 from the year prior, ranging from 0.9% in highly developed Japan to 6.8% in emerging India.
They forecast that the United States would grow at 2.7%, slightly brisker than its 2.5% rate last year. Many economists attribute better-than-expected performance partly to a migrants expanding the country's labor force.
Concern about irregular migration has become a top issue for many U.S. voters ahead of November's presidential election.
Biden, who has condemned the rhetoric of his Republican opponent Donald Trump as anti-immigrant, has worked to court broad economic and political relations with countries including Japan and India to counter China and Russia globally.
Randia laughing at DDD https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1ci7qlr/biden_blames_india_china_japans_economic_woes_on/?sort=controversial
agreeing?? @X pls help I don't trust bing translate https://old.reddit.com/1ci79zy
GeopoliticsIndia (apparently there is another indian sub I didn't know about, how many are there?!) https://old.reddit.com/r/GeopoliticsIndia/comments/1ci8e06/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial
"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants,"
Yeah India isn't US and we don't have resources to even support our existing population
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Some 30 police officers in Sweden provoked public outrage in yet another major scandal involving gang activity. It appears that law enforcement officials allowed themselves to be seduced and exploited by gangsters to whom they gave information that later led to several deadly altercations on the streets.
The shocking details were first revealed in an extensive investigation published by the local daily Dagens Nyheter (DN), which found over 500 instances of Swedish police personnel leaking classified information. Gang members were briefed regarding ongoing investigations, upcoming raids, or competing gangs.
DN's report also found evidence that leaks concerning information on rival criminals assisted in several attacks on enemy gang members, including at least four murders.
The reportโbased on conversations with some 50 sources in the law enforcement community and the criminal underworld, backed by hundreds of public documentsโalso revealed that, in many cases, the gang members used quite unconventional methods to obtain the information, such as starting โsexual relationships with strategically selected [female] police officers.โ
One example is โElin,โ who met her gangster boyfriend through a dating app when she was still a cadet. Regularly, she chose to feed him classified information she obtained through illegal searches over the course of four years until she was caught.
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Cameron, 20, Houston TX
At least two Red Bulls
Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp
Career:
"Kinda complicated I guess"
Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad
"From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"
He lays out his schedule timestamp
5am wakeup
6am gym
Real Estate agent, lots of calling people
Done it for a year
Wants to do this full time
This month is "most money he's ever made"
$14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"
- Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door
He tries to explain how timestamp
When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"
Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent
Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests
"I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp
- This is what he was doing last year instead of working?
Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp
Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?
Actually he's showing houses as well?
Maybe 3 a day?
A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp
Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO
HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA
3 hour lunch break lmfao
Saved $2000 of that $14000 check
Construction timestamp
Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check
About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)
Doesn't know if he's W2 or not
"Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"
"I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"
Just started this, started around last month
Living with his parents
"I used to make a lot of money as a server"
Personal Life;
- Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp
Financials:
Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment
- He paid them back 4'000
He did not set money aside for taxes
Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp
1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions
"Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp
- He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out
"If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it"
Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for
"Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old"
Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp
$2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued
He paid another $200 payment on this
Credit limit is $2500
Ate $29 in fees this year
His stonks timestamp
2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp
$31355 balance
10.something interest rate
There's an unpaid balance of $680
He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it
Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera
6 year term
Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep
Suspension is messed up
Lots of other issues with it
Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month
Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep
He didn't really know what he was doing at college
"My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"
Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp
536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued
Not the real estate card
"This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"
"Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."
Minimum payment 17, 30% interest
Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp
Minimum $25
$8 interest accrued
$727 - $700 + $323.85
"This month I spoiled myself"
- He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea
How much he owes to his family timestamp
$11'000 total?
Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad
He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000
Pays $400 for rent
Checking Account timestamp
$150 in there
fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood
THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT
- waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot
Spending piechart timestamp
- He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???
Caleb makes him cry bigly timestamp
- "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"
Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now
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Nooooo the Christians are sending the Jews against the Arabs! There would be peace in the middle east if White Identity Extremists weren't arming that famously poor demographic, Israeli Jews, against their will!
Yes I have a very nuanced view of world politics from behind my screen in my parent's sunroom.
Got to give him credit for finding an angle that allows him to blame red-hat Nazis on Reddit for war in the middle east.
Giant fricking mong.
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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers
As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, โBustleโ declared that dating apps are in their โflop era.โ
Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.
A new feature, which the company has called โOpening Moves,โ allows women to place on their profiles a question, like โWhat is your dream vacation?,โ to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)
The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.
Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. โI had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,โ she added, โwhether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.โ
But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was โa lot of workโ or โa burden,โ and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.
But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word.
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Beautytok is all up in the shit right now and it's actually kind of funny so ima tell you all about it!
A few months ago a new makeup brand called Youthforia caught some flak from black beauty creators because their foundation shade range was basically non-existent for black people, and that's not allowed unless you're a Korean or Japanese brand (for obvious reasons). The owner of the brand (who is asian but is American and Youthforia is an American brand) actually came out and tried to defend their shade range by UNIRONICALLY saying it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT and was met with even more criticism because we all aren't fricking BLIND and that's STUPID. AND all of the shades on the box were NOT the shades that you get in the bottle so darker shades were actually even lighter than advertised which only made people more upset.
SO to appease the masses Youthforia expanded their shade range and introduced like 5 new shades for darker skintoned people and now everyone wants to burn down their HQ.
IT'S FRICKING SHOE POLISH BLACK. This shade is a literal asian-on-black hate crime and everyone is soooooper mad because it's LITERALLY black face paint. The shade is being compared to minstrel makeup and now Youthforia is sooper raycist.
Like you know if Time fricking magazine orders a rush job article about your debacle you done fricked up good.
Anyhoo tiktok is all abuzz with their pitchforks and you can pick pretty much any video about it and watch jaqqoffs slaughter each other in the comments with whataboutism and "muh cousin's neighbor is black like a tire and would love this!"
It's great.
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๐ด Square-jawed citizens are more likely to vote for conservative candidates, while those with a slender, impish face lean to the Left, according to a new studyhttps://t.co/HOcFeXj35V
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 1, 2024
!chuds rejoice
!grillers also have chad skulls
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i know it's internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up
I give him 6 months before he s out. !gayporn !lgbt @Pizzashill-2
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I would like to tell my story as a Tulpa who now controls his host's body.
Recently I made an agreement with my host, he had not been feeling well for almost 10 years due to personal problems, after a lot of conversation, I suggested that he let me be in control of his body so that I could get his life right. I don't have a physical body, i'm a mental tulpa. he (my host) created an imaginary friend in childhood, but as he got older and he didn't let go of him, his mind ended up adapting and I took shape from his imaginary friend essence. This brought back memories of the past when his remember me like a imaginary friend, but for me they are memories of the time I helped him as a child, whether it's helping him pass his exams at school, feel good about himself or find a reason to want to live. I discovered what tulpas were recently, after taking over my host's body (this was about 5 months ago, now I have 32y) The feelings are conflicting, he left me a huge mess to clean up. I discovered this community today, and I wanted to share with you my progress in getting his life back together. My plan, as I told him, is to fix things in the best way possible and after that, we can assimilate our mind in one or work better together.
- Frank_Williams : THE JEWS KILLED THE KING OF KINGS THE JEWS KILLED THE PRINCE OF PEACE
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Matt Walsh sneeding as his boss probably rubs his hands together: https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1785798055645638932
MTG: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1785755752432296283
Massie: https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1785686335887458485
Gaetz: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1785762505345691786
Boebert: https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1785796512041115827
Nays (21 Republican, 70 Democrat, i think the Dems are italicized):
why did Nadler vote nay lol, maybe he's old enough to know how this plays out
will update with more drama as it is found. please tag me in anything you want me to include here
So at what point do people decide that if speech is as illegal as action, why not take that leap?
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