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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) May 4, 2024

it's real

Newly deciphered passages from a papyrus scroll that was buried beneath layers of volcanic ash after the AD79 eruption of Mount Vesuvius may have shed light on the final hours of Plato, a key figure in the history of western philosophy.

In a groundbreaking discovery, the ancient scroll was found to contain a previously unknown narrative detailing how the Greek philosopher spent his last evening, describing how he listened to music played on a flute by a Thracian slave girl.

Despite battling a fever and being on the brink of death, Plato – who was known as a disciple of Socrates and a mentor to Aristotle, and who died in Athens around 348BC – retained enough lucidity to critique the musician for her lack of rhythm, the account suggests.

Wow you suck at the flute, slave.

The text also reveals that Plato was sold into slavery on the island of Aegina, possibly as early as 404BC when the Spartans conquered the island, or alternatively in 399BC, shortly after Socrates' passing.

“Until now it was believed that Plato was sold into slavery in 387BC during his sojourn in Sicily at the court of Dionysius I of Syracuse,” Ranocchia said. “For the first time, we have been able to read sequences of hidden letters from the papyri that were enfolded within multiple layers, stuck to each other over the centuries, through an unrolling process using a mechanical technique that disrupted whole fragments of text.”

Additionally, the OG

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Fake Beef

They share a publicist

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We need a final solution for people on this sub who don't really know what wiggers are.

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!redscarepod, why are you guys so sensitive that you can't take a joke at your own expense?

It's like Democrats pretending their goal isn't a total ban on all guns

Can a Strayan give me a qrd on Lelbourne? Why's it the way it is?

Gov. Ron DeSantis officially signs new law banning lab-grown meat manufacturing in Florida.

"Take your fake lab-grown meat elsewhere"

"We’re not doing that in the state of Florida.”

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— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 3, 2024

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Redditors of Joe Rogan

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