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My pronouns are and
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I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.
— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024
I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t
Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.
He did the thing
Blud got doxxed
(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)
Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.
i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters
He said the line
You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day
You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.
You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.
Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.
I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.
The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.
Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person
Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.
You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.
I am Sephiroth.
That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner
What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?
Lose weight.
Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.
I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.
Baldlennial pronoun freak.
king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we
Das rite whyte boi
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Ingredients:
1.5KG beef mince
4 cloves of garlic
30ml soy sauce
1 tbsp soy paste
1/4 tsp thai spice mix (or
IMPORTANT: NO VEG! DO NOT USE PEPPERS OR ONIONS! ALSO DO NOT EXCEED THE STATED SPICE MEASUREMENT 1/4 TSP IN 1500G OF BEEF IS PLENTY OF FLAVOUR!
Method:
Slop it all into a slow cooker and go to sleep for 8 hours.
Result:
Hmmmm, but what to do with all that delicious meat water? What delicious recipe will Bardfinn come up with once he's figured out how to remove the fat?
Right so this yet again looks disgusting. I don't know if it's the quality of the ingredients anymore or just Bardfinn's lack of ability to compose a photo or just the run-down backdrop of his kitchen.
However, the funniest thing this time is the tiny amount of flavour he's adding to 1500g of beef!
@can another Bardfinn recipe for the collection. No idea what he was going for here other than "warm beef paste, mildly flavoured".
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Bill Burr is possibly the most truly Woke comedian out there. He understands the modern zeitgeist better than his Chud comedian peers. He uses their language so it completely disarm them to the point that they can’t really say anything in response. pic.twitter.com/TLSyjx4gjd
— Rob Israel (@robisraelart) May 14, 2024
- BussydoFollower : Screenshotcels
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@TouchFluffyTails I finally messed around w/your XL marsey model, well done lol
workflow: I basically stole this prompt and added marsey to it minus peepees:
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A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw
— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024
https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480
https://twitter.com/SquishyMrMallow/status/1790010049328185849
https://twitter.com/InnerDelicious/status/1790023688093352279
https://twitter.com/rannyg/status/1790012305381487066
https://twitter.com/BrianEpshteyn/status/1790002796927861215
https://twitter.com/AxelAswell/status/1790009431876423740
https://twitter.com/munzacore90/status/1790022854647468210
https://twitter.com/MKQUANFUSION/status/1790010888503575012
https://twitter.com/C2410897952998/status/1790009270794162354
https://twitter.com/randomname2617/status/1790002586306654366
https://twitter.com/Sneed3Sneed/status/1790000439330480428
https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984
https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291
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If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters.
Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:
absolutely no negative reviews allowed
https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792
Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism
Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:
https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410
You don't have to read this. All it says is
We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.
Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access )
https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022
https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229
https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563
And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt
Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it
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