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:marseyitsover:

Then today, my account was suspended for a piddling offense with no prior warning, and my appeal almost immediately rejected with no further explanation.

:marseycope: :marseyseethe: :marseyrage: :marseyraging: :marseyitsover:

Five stages of Marsey. He's in full on rage mode.

...I have invested in this community combined with the apparent attitude of jumping straight to a permanent ban after a single mistake has utterly destroyed what little desire remained in me to continue feeding this miserable website with my attention, even via an alt account.

So you probably threatened someone or tried to doxx someone. It's in the Reddit TOS sir. You're not doing a good deed by breaking the rules.

I suppose you could call this ragequitting in a way,

Neighbor is totally is. Even a sexy Indian dude like me can see that from a mile off. :marseytunaktunak:

I strongly recommend any other locksmiths here give up on this subreddit as well and instead join us in the groomercord server https://groomercord.gg/locksmith as it is a significantly better community: more kind, more helpful, more organized, more responsive, more useful... just a more effective and enjoyable experience overall.

So go to groomercord where the Groomercord admins can let you enable your p-do horse fricker shit (see end of post for his original account, he's a pony fricker) .

a moderator who cared, did his best by his community, and refused to let the "power" go to his head--a rare set of qualities on this site.

So a Jannie who isn't power hungry? Prove it.

I will remain active for a little while to answer any questions that might pop up, but consider this my formal goodbye. I appreciate all of you for your contributions to this community, and I hope to see you on Groomercord.

Piss off p-do horse fricker.

Submissions he had: https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=maoman1&size=100

Pony fricker shit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ainbowdash/comments/1b0086y/i_drew_best_pony_in_a_business_suit/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/178hyyc/friend_of_mine_drew_this_dashie_and_he_could/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/16ykhzz/my_wife_taytinabelle_ponified_girl_with_a_pearl/?sort=controversial

All Bronies should die.

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Infiltrated a backwoods oklahoma swinger group

Oklahoma = poor dont overthink it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483733552647.webp

:marseyjesus:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483738523896.webp

I hope Kyle finds anything at all

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483745018368.webp

Jaundic eyes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483749032066.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483750673585.webp

let's do it!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483753636506.webp

:marseymanifestdestiny:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716248375724798.webp

Meth filter

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171624837611159.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483763965094.webp

:ilied:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483767196436.webp

Step one is don't be single fatty

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483770419612.webp

Celibacy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483773546727.webp

Facebook is so darn good

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483777071328.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483782259552.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483786759675.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483791237433.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483795087698.webp

:boomermonster:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483797936077.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162483801100693.webp

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did this :marseygiftboxmarseyhug:
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Uh Muh GAWD! DOUBLE (x2) TRIPLE (x3) coins from votes during Birthgay!!!

Hay c*nts,

Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you get DOUBLE COINS TRIPLE COINS from votes during the birthgay event (for three days)! For people bad at math that means instead of getting 1 of something, you get 2 3! OMG.

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happy 3rd birthday rDrama :marseyparty:

we somehow made it to 3 years :marseyclapping:

heres to 1 more :capywalking:

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Dead Site - There haven't been any good posts in the last 11 months

Seriously go sort by Top of Last year and look at how many of the posts are from 11 months ago.

https://rdrama.net/?t=year&sort=top

You boring neighbors haven't done anything dramatic for nearly a year.

Back in my day rdrama was a site/subreddit of infamy, known for big hi-jinks including but not limited to influencing a court case :marseyjudge: :brooksannoyed:, revealing admin abuse during place :marseyplacenofun:, unmasking the pedos :marseywoodchipper2: of /r/teenagers, and harassing Wil Wheaton :requiredreading:.

This site has lost the mandate of heaven.

The homeland /r/drama is open and full of lolcows. Retvrn.

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3rd birthday meetup, tag urself :marseycupcake:
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!dramatards !oldstrags

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/df/8e/f0df8e1c2e597aaef948c325d447c459.gif

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More marsey
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A typical conversation between my mom and I over bloody marys

👩: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.

:marseyexcited: (unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!

👩: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.

:marseyexcited: : thank you!

👩: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. 😉

:marseymerchant: : haha, ok!

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

This is how stupid people have become. (-7)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)

How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

So, anything with black in the title is automatically considered a minority owned business? Edgar Black Sr. Started Black's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in 1931 or 1932. It's a family owned business that kinda started out of a cattle farm. (-11)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀this has me crying how many of yall think this post is real. (11)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

You racist moron. It's a family name who's been supporting the Austin community for decades. Yet here you are disgusted that a restaurant is owned by white people. Yet the saying goes back people can't be racist 🙄 absolutely disgusting human being you are. Frick you (-9)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

They should be forced to change the name of the store, I would try suing on grounds of false advertisement to push them in that direction.Once you win thr lawsuit, we need to shame them into changing their last name too. No room for names that propagate racism like that in this day and age. I'm disgusted (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Theunbannable242

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 5

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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!moidmoment

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:marseyupmarsey: Yearly Birthgay :marseycupcake: Bash :marseyupvote2: Thread :marseyupmarsey:

!dramatards !metashit !friendsofpizzashill its the x3 event so we gotta grind for dramacoin while the jannies allow it :marseyembrace:

:marseysipping: post comments in this thread to get upvoted by everyone else who posts comments :marseyilluminati2: post comments to get the snowball rolling as well and we can make this a successful grinding experience :marseyfluffy:

give this thread :marseystitch: awards :marseycoin: like a :marseypin: to get free dramacoin :marseywholesome:

:marse#yyokaiwatchtalking: :marseyyokaiw#!atchtalking:

please PLEASE do not chud award me :marseyraging:

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Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40417828

Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/duplicates/1cwlp9n/microsoft_announces_an_armpowered_surface_laptop/

Some benchmarks here, doesn't look bad but nothing ground breaking either

https://signal65.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/NewSurfaceLaptop2024_Signal65LabInsights.pdf

With how long the Snapdragon Elite took to roll out, I'm expecting nothing but disappointment in the real world

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I love you all. Happy birthday bros

I somehow kept refreshing /r/drama every day during my lunch break during covid. It was dark days. But it was a light. Then it went to shit. But then the off-site was made and I found out about it. And I just open this shit up every day and seeing a page full of new links in the morning just hits me with a wave of dopamine I can't get anywhere else.

I'll never forget this site coming up during that wisconsin trial. Holy shit.

Mass love to you all

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First round of birthday badges have been given

Congrats to

@Count_Sprpr https://i.rdrama.net/assets/events/bday/images/banners/rDrama/3321.webp

@rDramaBirthdayCompany https://i.rdrama.net/assets/events/bday/images/sidebar/rDrama/3318.webp

@UraniumDonGER https://i.rdrama.net/assets/events/bday/images/sidebar/rDrama/3322.webp

@X https://i.rdrama.net/assets/events/bday/images/sidebar/rDrama/3323.webp

@kotman https://i.rdrama.net/assets/events/bday/images/sidebar/rDrama/3324.webp

You did good :marseyclapping:

Except you DonAI :marseymad:

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  • cherry : OP did some marvelous investigative :marseydetective: werk with this one :marseywinner:

Have to steal @Gibberish thunder here, because this video is absolutely nuts.

  • Woman, by her behavior and demeanour, is LITERALLY r-slurred

  • Blamed a lot of her spending on ADHD, unmedicated at time of video

  • Makes $25k a year at Tesla

  • 25% or her money goes to 401k match and Tesla stock buys (to her credit she is actually trying to somewhat pay for retirement and her children's future through this.)

  • 3 kids at 24, all with same dude, one kid is 2 and other is a set of twins.

  • Got $10k in child tax credits, used $4k to pay some debt to baby daddy's mom and blew the rest on a vacation to Dallas and a Post Malone concert. Why? "I never get to do anything and it was fun." :marseywomanmoment2: !foidmoment

  • $1600 spent at Target.

  • Second children were "planned" even though they were/are in debt and live with baby daddy's parents. Used to live with her parents until they divorced and Dad kicked them out.

  • Tons of shit in collections.

  • Didn't work for awhile after twins.

  • Baby daddy "hurt his hand" and hasn't been working, just started a job at Papa John's and makes $380 a week.

  • Dude has spent hundreds of dollars on vapes, PSN purchases, and onlyfans during his time off :marseyretardchad:. !moidmoment

  • Buys tons of snacks at work vending machines.

  • Has a scion, underwater on it of course, hasn't been using it for the past seven months because the key fob got run over :marseyconfused2:.

  • Instead of getting that replaced, she went and got a Mazda CX9 with an insane payment of $600+ a month for 72 months. Reasoning being she need more room for the kids and their car seats.

  • Caleb tries to talk some sense into her, says she could have gotten a 3 kid car seat setup instead of that. Caleb even offers to buy her one near the end.

  • Near the end of the video, she lets it slip that CarMax has a 30 day return policy. Caleb is, of course, overjoyed, tells her to return it immediately, and doesn't take that debt into account for her budget.

- A video edited in shows that she did not, in fact, return the car, supposedly because everyone around "forced her not to." :marseyfacepalm:

  • Caleb says he will give her $250 to get the Scion checked out, has to explain to her she needs to get it towed or get a locksmith to make her a key to get it to the mechanic to get it looked at.

  • Caleb's budget for her leaves her with $12 in the bank at the end of the month.

I went over to the Caleb Hammer subreddit to check out what they were saying about her, and she shows up in the comments:

Hey guys, this is me! Thank you for all the tough love comments. I honestly think they'll help. I just wanted to address some of the more common things people are pointing out/getting wrong. 1) The whole car situation didn't just happen because the key broke. I did need a bigger vehicle since all 3 car seats wouldn't fit into my scion. Could I have gotten a cheaper car? Yes. 2) I looked dead inside because that's how I feel most days 😂 I wake up at 3 am every morning M-F to get ready for work, get home at about 4 pm and then stay up until 10-11 pm looking after my kids. 3 under 3 is tough, especially with the hours that I have. 3) $6000 was spent but it wasn't entirely on the trip. A lot of the spending I did at target was stuff for my kids, granted that it wasn't stuff they necessarily needed. The only thing I really did for myself was going to the concert. I took the kids to the aquarium, got an air bnb with a pool so they could swim, took them to a Mickey Mouse event (it's my 2 yr olds favorite character) 4) I know I seriously need some discipline. I wasn't trying to use the adhd as an excuse, I just wanted to highlight why it was so difficult for me to control my impulses. I have set up an appointment to be seen by a professional so I can get the help I need. 5) I know I'm a mouth breather 😭 it's very hard for me to feel like I'm getting enough oxygen by breathing only through my nose. I've just always been that way. I tried getting braces but they said my overbite can only be fixed via surgery and I didn't want that. 6) I'm not on food stamps, wic, Medicaid, etc…my 2 youngest kids are on Medicaid but my oldest is on my health insurance I get at work. I'm not using any government programs

And I just want to end this by saying I extremely care about my kids. I may not be the most financially responsible and that is something I'm trying to work on. My son is speech delayed and has been put into speech therapy. He's being seen by the school district for special education services and I'm very much involved in everything going on with him. I'm the one that schedules all doctor appointments for my kids, I'm the one that plans the meals, plans their activities… I'm the default parent. I just wanted a little break from reality but I now realize I went overboard and I honest to god do regret taking the trip. Only thing I can do now is get that second job and just hustle until I clear my debt.

A further perusal of her history shows her boyfriend and her fight a lot, she wanted to leave him, he cheated on her, the usual.

So how's it feel folks? While you were probably doing the right/white thing, Idiocracy was happening right under your nose. At least we'll have at least one new friend here for the 20th birthgay :marseythumbsup:

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  • The post title was noticeably different than the article it linked

  • The article itself was misleading as Florida had a net 250k population gain in 2022 (which is stated in the article).

The drop in rent comes at a time when the state is seeing some of its residents move out, even as it is still experiencing a net increase of people moving there. About 500,000 people left the state in 2022 while nearly 750,000 moved in, according to data from the Florida Chamber of Commerce. For 2024, they are forecasting between 225,000-275,000 new residents to move into the state.

It's so tiresome.

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This guy totally owned him by calling him a disgusting person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/4eDGYZsfv5

This guy signed him up for furry newsletters:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/3YR36p7Z1M

This guy sent him bussy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/K9mpyHLzPQ

This guy posted hog (with warts):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/7Mk2Urdf7D

Are landlords even people?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/d7PVwOY8Jy

I bought a mobile home for my mother to live in and she died a few months later. I've been trying to sell it ever since and have had sooo many people tell me that I should just rent it out, which I technically can't do because it's supposed to be owner or close family occupied, but even if I could, I just don't think I'd want to ever be a landlord, partly because it's too much trouble and partly because I'd have to make a choice between either squeezing someone for all I can, which I have an ethical problem with, or charging them well below market rent, which just seems irrational. Better to sell the darn thing and not have to worry about it anymore.

Sound financial choice bro!

I texted the number and told him he should be ashamed of himself, and he called me a few mins later. I didn't answer because I'm a b-word but it confirmed there was someone on the other end receiving things.

:#marseyxd:

This unfortunately was removed by Reddit, appears to be a super sweet burn with cat facts though:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/xCViS02POJ

This guy made a hilarious Google review as Reginald P Moneybags and wants upvotes!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/lxUJBfKSY4

This guy said frick you to him! So brave!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/qpaGyyRmzf

This guy is in debt (lol) but no fear, now the landchad will get those calls so this guy will totally not have to pay!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Eb5kqalMis

This guy is extra evil:

Sent him a really disrespectful text. Don't feel bad about it he deserved it. I can't stand these types of people. Hope you find a good place soon OP

Literally no one who isn't brain dead says this:

Remember, there are people out the we that will insist that renting is 100% better than buying...

At least there's one person supporting landlord rights:

Tip him

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!fellas

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