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Ingredients:
1.5KG beef mince
4 cloves of garlic
30ml soy sauce
1 tbsp soy paste
1/4 tsp thai spice mix (or
IMPORTANT: NO VEG! DO NOT USE PEPPERS OR ONIONS! ALSO DO NOT EXCEED THE STATED SPICE MEASUREMENT 1/4 TSP IN 1500G OF BEEF IS PLENTY OF FLAVOUR!
Method:
Slop it all into a slow cooker and go to sleep for 8 hours.
Result:
Hmmmm, but what to do with all that delicious meat water? What delicious recipe will Bardfinn come up with once he's figured out how to remove the fat?
Right so this yet again looks disgusting. I don't know if it's the quality of the ingredients anymore or just Bardfinn's lack of ability to compose a photo or just the run-down backdrop of his kitchen.
However, the funniest thing this time is the tiny amount of flavour he's adding to 1500g of beef!
@can another Bardfinn recipe for the collection. No idea what he was going for here other than "warm beef paste, mildly flavoured".
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I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.
— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024
I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t
Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.
He did the thing
Blud got doxxed 
(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)
Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.
i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters
He said the line
You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day
You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.
You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.
Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.
I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.
The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.
Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person
Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.
You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.
I am Sephiroth.
That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner
What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?
Lose weight.
Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.
I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.
Baldlennial pronoun freak.
king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we
Das rite whyte boi
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@TouchFluffyTails I finally messed around w/your XL marsey model, well done lol
workflow: I basically stole this prompt and added marsey to it minus peepees:
donate my alt-seeing award 
money 
to one of my followers
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Backstory, I purchased a major 
award 
(alt-seeing eye) I was banned, told to stfu, etc.
That doesn't change the fact that they mysteriously disappeared an award 
I bought.
I know I am so scary 
and it's soooo spooky 
that I would 
see your guys* alts.
Doesn't matter, you stole.
Do the right 
thing and fix it so the next person 
doesn't suffer like I did.
When you do figure 
it out donate it to @NO or
@Dig_Anal or
@RaoulBandini. Only good people left on this site.
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Chinese 
Overwatch clone 
hosts early alpha with one rule: No Bad Reviews Allowed - 28
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If you haven't heard of Marvel Rivals, it's a team hero shooter (Overwatch) starring Marvel characters. 
Nevermind why they're doing this - Overwatch hasn't been successful in years, !g*mers discuss - but recently early alpha codes were delivered with one stipulation:
absolutely no negative reviews allowed
https://twitter.com/A_Seagull/status/1789468582281400792
Yes you heard right, these chinamen thought they could ban playtesters from shittalking their game AND that no-one would spill the beans that they were forbidden from criticism 
Naturally when this got out, they were quick to issue a bullshit PR response:
https://twitter.com/MarvelRivals/status/1789895401723822410
You don't have to read this. All it says is
We're sorry our shitty policy got leaked. We'll change it but only because you caught us.
Extra funny bonus content: the D-tier wannabe streamers sucking up to this obvious PR stunt in the Twitter replies by pretending it's a company that's "listening to feedback" (and then begging for codes for the alpha access )
https://twitter.com/Recall_YT/status/1789950703827358022
https://twitter.com/ThatzAwkwrd/status/1789966716300034229
https://twitter.com/Rakunvar/status/1790061761355284563
And tons of losers begging for keys without even bothering to kiss butt
Side-note: fellow !boomers I am so fricking sick of seeing "W response" on so many comments, it's not just that it's zoomer lingo that enrages me, it's that it's just a brain dead zero effort comment that contributes nothing, it makes me so fricking mad to see it 
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Photoshop isn't working on my laptop right now so I can't tweak them how I'd like to but you get the idea.
P-do Farms member writes a dissertation on why pedophilia is totally cool and based or something
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- BussydoFollower : Screenshotcels
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Sarcasm with GPT-4o pic.twitter.com/APrYJMvBFF
— OpenAI (@OpenAI) May 13, 2024
It's uncanny, every woman I have ever talked to sounds just like that, except this one also sounds like Scarlett Johansson.
Obsolete by 2025. Men going their own way with robots. Her.
https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1790089511608725740
of the grays: New book explores strange 
SEXUAL encounters with UFOs | Daily 
Mail Online 
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You might think 
I'm posting 
too nucléaire to /h/spooky brothers 
but I'm trying to get you ready 
brothers!
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A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw
— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024
https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480
https://twitter.com/SquishyMrMallow/status/1790010049328185849
https://twitter.com/InnerDelicious/status/1790023688093352279
https://twitter.com/rannyg/status/1790012305381487066
https://twitter.com/BrianEpshteyn/status/1790002796927861215
https://twitter.com/AxelAswell/status/1790009431876423740
https://twitter.com/munzacore90/status/1790022854647468210
https://twitter.com/MKQUANFUSION/status/1790010888503575012
https://twitter.com/C2410897952998/status/1790009270794162354
https://twitter.com/randomname2617/status/1790002586306654366
https://twitter.com/Sneed3Sneed/status/1790000439330480428
https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984
https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291
https://twitter.com/__Rolfy/status/1790024649096483312
] Why did the Voice referendum fail? We crunched the data and found 6 reasons : AustralianPolitics
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That Grillcast guy is so hot like even if I had to bang him with a paper bag over my head with a single cutout for my mouth I would do it. I love fatties like come have s*x with me hello.
Also all of the freaky AI marseys scare me like the one with the Adidas tracksuit has an arm going into her shoe and it makes me nauseous. I looked at so many ai marseys (because feeling scared is at least an intense feeling and I'm depressed as heck so I don't feel those) I had to stop looking at red-orange marseys for a while because they immediately triggered my fight or (((flight))) response
Anyways no matter how soy as long as they don't reek I will bang fat soyboys. They can't be skinny because skinny boys look gross as heck
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who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB
— Verdure🏳️⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024
MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT
This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet
Posted unfunniest meme award
they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids
Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit
Emphasis is put on certain words
All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer
Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action
This is propaganda
bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies
sucks: there 
cafes and bookstores
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If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).
— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) May 13, 2024
If you ever wanna know why capitalism
sucks, think
about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually
open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).
Like, the world
would
if every town had at least one 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat). People would
go there
all the time. But maybe not enough
to make a constantly increasing profit. Maybe not even enough
https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815036166214092
Innovation is figuring out how to make a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) work in your town, not making VR goggles
nobody has a use for or making phones so thin they blow away if you leave
em on a table
outside. Innovation is doing more with less, not less with more.
https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815059201380413
Would
that answers questions incorrectly with some built in AI chatbot, or a used record store where
you can go and ask the nerd behind
the counter what a good place
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