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The cruel fate of circumcision man
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Male circumcision is mulitalion
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Foreskin facts :marseycheckmate:
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-11 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A cool guide to hot and cold baths by Kendall Mackintosh/r/coolguides (5M)60%661
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Employers discriminate against non-binary candidates who identify p.../r/canada (3M)44%297
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why do you guys think 90 percent of amercians are living pay check .../r/NoStupidQuestions (5M)50%330
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why do great men engage in such misogyny?/r/PurplePillDebate (129K)49%323
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Mixing games and education, Prince Harry and Meghan arrive in Niger.../r/RoyalsGossip (70K)60%410
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for β€œdemoting” my friend from maid of honor because she could.../r/AITAH (2M)56%354
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Original message U of T encampment has been lost β€” it's time to pac.../r/canada (3M)60%377
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Someone asked why so many decent men are single .why?/r/AskReddit (47M)55%329
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Any other long time home owners appalled at Property Tax rates??/r/florida (320K)57%287
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is there anyone else here who has plenty of assets but is still fee.../r/MiddleClassFinance (122K)59%274

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Enjoy these pinups I did!/r/Tintin (4K)51%64
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Per tu, indepe que no votes (menors no inclosos)/r/CataloniaMemes (8K)49%54
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Are we protesting Glenn Youngkin at VCU graduation tomorrow?/r/vcu (14K)54%93
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Refs killed us/r/knicks (14K)50%73
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜WA now 5th most dangerous state in the country/r/WAGuns (14K)55%77
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Mixing games and education, Prince Harry and Meghan arrive in Niger.../r/RoyalsGossip (70K)60%410
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we talk about how horny this show is. /r/Xmen97 (14K)47%55
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜blockout2024/r/snarkingwithremi (8K)46%30
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜1.4% is lower than 9.1%/r/popularopinion (37K)52%130
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Decals/r/Civic_Type_R (17K)48%44

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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New rock projector :marseyprojection:
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new pebble toss
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Aurora shots from Melbourne

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Pretty decent considering it's only 1 hour out of the city

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154116226653783.webp

It's fundamentally disrespectful to artists

:#marseybased:

that's exactly why people are pro AI

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154116227544534.webp

Please CA, do it

:#marseybegging:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154116228383875.webp

:#marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715411622904707.webp

LMAO :#marseyrofl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154116229966838.webp

:#marseyhesright:

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New Dr. Who just dropped

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154340528184152.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154340530949335.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154340532820177.webp

Literally, who? Because I could give a shit less. I just saw this trending on Twitter and decided to copy and paste a bunch of images for upvotes.

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PC G*mer Link: President of Xbox asked about the closure of Hi-Fi Rush developer Tango Gameworks, spends close to a minute saying almost nothing

@ 4:00 is the question

>Then Bond is asked about Tango Gameworks, and fires back an answer that seems both off-the-cuff and completely deflective.

>"One of the things I really love about the games industry is it's a creative artform, and it means that the situationβ€”and what success [means] for each game and studio is also really unique," Bond begins. "There's no 'one-size fits all' to it for us. And so we look at each studio, each game team, and we look at a whole variety of factors when we're faced with making decisions and trade-offs like that."

>Bond adds: "But it all comes back to our long-term commitment to the games we create, the devices we build, the servicesβ€”and ensuring that we're setting ourselves up to be able to deliver on those promises." That's it, next question. No elaboration.

:#marseynothingburger:


It's painful watching the video. It's 17 minutes of spitting out buzzwords fed to her by her team. There's nothing of substance or iota of care about gaming. She's clueless about the industry she makes executive decisions on, the livelihoods of thousands and the passions of millions. I had no idea of her background and the caricatures are true - she really is a Harvard MBA.

Edit: I watched the video again. If you pay attention really closely, she's just whispering under her breath the words β€œshareholder value” for 17 minutes.

I wonder does she talk in this way in all parts of life, because conversation with her would be impossible. :blackwomanspeaking:

Imagine being her husband and asking her "How was your day, honey?" and then just getting bombarded with buzzwords and corp-speak that says absolutely nothing, let alone answer the question. :marseypop2:

Bonnie Ross vibes (who?? :marseyconfused: )

its this everyone of these guys from Xbox are MBA drones on $500k or more none of them are g*mers, none of them have ever picked up a controller, all of them have a placeholder Xbox g*mer account with token acheivements etc. yusuf mehdi, mr. tv tv tv tv - they're all the same.... slick slimy advertising buttholes and this is why xbox is always going to be #3 i think at least nintendo and to some extent, playstation has some dedicated folks at the reins... ie. mark cerny seems to be a great h/w person and theres people like Kaz Yamauchi.... truly... savants and yet if you look at other MS alumni like Panos Panay, I'm not sure its better if you throw it to them... was it different with peter moore j. allard behind the wheel? well yeah. the current staff going back to mattrick makes me not want to spend money on xbox :marseyrage:


She's the president? lol. Xbox is fricked

McKinsey word salad


some good fighting among redditeurs

They really have no idea what they're doing :marseyagree:

If only they had experts like the ones in reddit, theyd be successful. :marseybootlicker2:

If only they had more white knights like you to guard them

I'm not claiming to be an expert, but when a studio releases Hi-Fi Rush, it receives insane reviews, great sales, and GOTY nominations/awards, is praised by the publisher, then is immediately shut down, then the publisher comes out and says "we need smaller games that win awards"... I mean yes like I said I'm no expert BUT COME THE FRICK ON. They clearly have no idea what they're doing. I'm no expert but I know that Nintendo doesn't just fire a bunch of people after their game sells like crazy, and that company has been making games WAY longer than Microsoft. It doesn't take an expert to see that Microsoft has no idea how to manage game publishing. :marseyraging:

Did it have great sales tho? It's not like it was an indie game that cost nothing to make and it was only sold at $30. :soyjakanimeglasses:

It's hard to find hard numbers on it because it's digital only but according to the wiki it has had over 3,000,000 players between both sales and Game Pass and it's now releasing on Playstation and Switch. I'd say it's been a financial success. :marseyhmm:

I seriously doubt it had β€œgreat sales”. It probably had the opposite of that for Microsoft to shut them down. I seriously doubt Microsoft were like β€œthis studio is making us truck load of money let's close them”. Great user and critic reviews isn't going to save a studio at the end of the day if no one bought the game. And this is not the first game that underpowered from them. Ghostwyre Tokyo failed financially too and that was marketed by Sony and launched on Ps5/PC.

Over 3,000,000 players across sales and Game Pass. And even if sales were low that falls on the publisher for not advertising the game correctly. When all the critics and fans say the game is a 10/10 then the developers did their job flawlessly. Microsoft should've advertised it more if sales were down.

3m players doesn't tell us much. I am making this up but let's say 90% of them have played the game for 1 hour on gamepass. Then that fails in generating gamepass engagement and low sales and you have a game that just underperforms. We don't know the revenue, costs and profit of the game. Microsoft does know that. There is no world in which the game makes them truckload of money and they shut it down. You guys yourself said it - they care all about the bottom line. Advertising the game heavily costs money. Which you then need to make up through hopefully higher sales and end up being ahead. I suspect Microsoft didn't think it's worth doing it. Some games are more niche and inevitably have lower sales. Hi fi rush is likely one of them. We have seen this time and time again with great games undeperofmring financially. Nothing new here. This was the case with HI Fi rush and their previous game - ghostwire Tokyo which was promoted by Sony.

goes on and on :marseylongpost:


>Bro she was basically fondeling investor balls the entire time. Someone gave her the wrong script and she had bing summarize it for her.

:#marseyhesright:

!g*mers

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FrozenChosen (now @404notfound for some reason) confirmed this obviously fake suicide post based on "proof sent to modmail"

https://rdrama.net/post/266962/a-message-to-your-community-from/6363263#context

Poster is not dead, of course

https://rdrama.net/@Spiderman

:#marseyfoidretard:

!metashit

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Redditors get mad and defensive over Baldurs Gate 3 mods existing

No one is forcing you to download them, I swear people getting this mad at mods is a relatively new thing.

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I have terminal colon cancer and a micropeepee. : offmychest

Reddit is basically creative writing site.

Here another writer:

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b0qxle/trying_to_make_my29m_fianc%C3%A9_27f_somewhat_okay/?sort=controversial

Trying to make my[29M] fiancΓ© [27F] (somewhat) okay that I don't want to fight cancer that will make me lose my peepee

This one tho wrote couple years after he is alive

https://old.reddit.com/user/ipreferhavingmydick/comments/oqwajt/im_still_alive_and_doing_somewhat_well/

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Yet

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17154367001318789.webp

Russian entered the city Volchansk and captured couple of other village so what exactly didn't extended ?

Meanwhile ISW has no idea what to write

https://twitter.com/thestudyofwar/status/1789118112031285696

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@sneedman you okay buddy?
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wait i can just pay for a gf?

which way to the gf store

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:marseychad:
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Is this one of you guys?

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Here is the game for those interested.

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PatsyCHAD posts new soytoss :marseyheart:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171542618701231.webp

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